[ national ] Message 1422 (1 left): Fri Jan 12  12:46am
From: mike (horny@ucscb)
Subject: stop animal testing NoOWwwwWw!!! Save the gerbils!

You want to ban these animal tests?   Sure they cause the animals some pain.
But so does hunting!
  Perhaps you are overlooking the great pleasure these tests give the
scientists who perform them!  Just as hunting gives pleasure hunters,
some of the tests are performed with great enthusiasm, amusing
the testers to no end.  Especially those tests that induce convulsions,
seizures, hemmoraging, vomitting, blindness, self mutilation,
disfigurement, etc etc.


---Member of the Politically and Morally Correct Social Conscience

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    Fred the LD-50 Cow                 "Just wait, Mr. Fred, in
                                        about 10 minutes you won't
                                        feel a thing!!"

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