From matthew Mon Jan 18 22:57:39 1993
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Date: Mon, 18 Jan 93 22:57:27 -0800
From: matthew (Matthew Kaufman)
Message-Id: <9301190657.AA21611@ucscb.UCSC.EDU>
To: falcon
Status: R

[ for-sale ] Message 1489 (39 left): Fri Dec 22  2:05pm
From: Aaron (aaron@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^


Louder != higher wattage

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[ for-sale ] Message 1490 (38 left): Fri Dec 22  2:21pm
From: the drink umbrella guy (lechner@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^

and does it have _MegaBass_?
:-P
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[ for-sale ] Message 1491 (37 left): Fri Dec 22  3:33pm
From: Alan Waterman (sorka@ucscb)
Subject: Re(1489): ^^^

1) The heat sinked transistors are very big.
2) It cranks out lot of undistorted deep bass(More so than an amp that
only puts out 100 watts per channel continuous rms into 8 ohms).

Overall, I'd say that does = more power.
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[ for-sale ] Message 1492 (36 left): Fri Dec 22  3:37pm
From: the drink umbrella guy (lechner@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^

but does it have MEGABASS?
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[ for-sale ] Message 1493 (35 left): Fri Dec 22  3:38pm
From: Alan Waterman (sorka@ucscb)
Subject: aaron

Just saw a rerun of Cheers last night. Sam mentions that he's slept
with over a 1000 women. Sound like anyone we know?
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[ for-sale ] Message 1494 (34 left): Fri Dec 22  3:39pm
From: Alan Waterman (sorka@ucscb)
Subject: Let me put it another way.

The Kenwood makes my lights dim more than my fischer does, and neither
of them have a short.
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[ for-sale ] Message 1495 (33 left): Fri Dec 22  4:39pm
From: Q (queue@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^


BUT DOES IT HAVE **MEGA-BASS**?

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[ for-sale ] Message 1496 (32 left): Fri Dec 22  4:41pm
From: Alan Waterman (sorka@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^

MegaBass is a Sony trademark. That should answer your question.
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[ for-sale ] Message 1497 (31 left): Fri Dec 22  4:51pm
From: Q (queue@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^


oh???  really??? you mean, so it's pretty much a 
meaningless term, then?

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[ for-sale ] Message 1498 (30 left): Fri Dec 22  5:21pm
From: Alan Waterman (sorka@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^

How do you mean? Please explain.
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[ for-sale ] Message 1499 (29 left): Fri Dec 22  6:33pm
From: the Anti-Squid, foe to slimy invertibrates! (clueles@ucscb)
Subject: then how come...


i've seen megabass on non-sony walkmen?

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[ for-sale ] Message 1500 (28 left): Fri Dec 22  6:44pm
From: Alan Waterman (sorka@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^

What non-sony walkman would you be talking about?
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[ for-sale ] Message 1501 (27 left): Fri Dec 22  8:20pm
From: matthew (matthew@ucscb)
Subject: mega bass

I've heard "mega bass" here, and I don't have a sony walkman...
normally happens when MTV shows Tone Loc (or however that's spelled)
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[ for-sale ] Message 1502 (26 left): Fri Dec 22  8:31pm
From: Aaron (aaron@ucscb)
Subject: sorka


>Just saw a rerun of Cheers last night. Sam mentions that he's slept
>with over a 1000 women. Sound like anyone we know?

Well,

(1) What's your point?
(2) What is "a 1000 women?"

Boy every time I sleep with a 1000 women MEGABASS, the earth moves,
I can tell ya.

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[ for-sale ] Message 1503 (25 left): Fri Dec 22  10:52pm
From: Q (queue@ucscb)
Subject: megabass


actually, i understand that ton loc doesn't really
sound right with megabass.  ton loc doesn't
really sound right on my tv speaker... guess it's
got megabass, and IT'S not a sony...

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[ for-sale ] Message 1504 (24 left): Fri Dec 22  10:57pm
From: Alan Waterman (sorka@ucscb)
Subject: WHat the fuck

has Ton-Loc have to do with this?
And I'm still waiting for someone to tell me what non-Sony walkman
has MegaBass(tm).
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[ for-sale ] Message 1505 (23 left): Fri Dec 22  10:59pm
From: Raggedy Andi (andreas@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^



alan, please stop swearing.
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[ for-sale ] Message 1506 (22 left): Fri Dec 22  11:08pm
From: Q (queue@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^


yeah.  stop swearing.  and log out: i'm 
tired of getting obnoxious answers to my
obnoxious postings so gol-darned quickly.

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[ for-sale ] Message 1507 (21 left): Fri Dec 22  11:12pm
From: Raggedy Andi (andreas@ucscb)
Subject: really alan


at least answer them a little slower
but i agree, you should log out!
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[ for-sale ] Message 1508 (20 left): Fri Dec 22  11:46pm
From: the drink umbrella guy (lechner@ucscb)
Subject: Q...

you're just upset because your tv doesn't have MegaBass,
so you can't hear Ton Loc in best form...
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[ for-sale ] Message 1509 (19 left): Sat Dec 23  12:09am
From: Q (queue@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^


no, i heard that megabass turns out to not
reproduce the fine sound quality of ton loc
cd's.  i could be mistaken, though.  you're
probably right.  i'm probably just jealous of 
alan and his Way Cool Stuff That He Has So
Much Of That He's Selling Some Of It.

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[ for-sale ] Message 1510 (18 left): Sat Dec 23  12:13am
From:                 for hire (cmraman@ucscb)
Subject: Tone-Loc


sucks anyway, so who cares if he sounds good w/ MegaBass or without?

$.02
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[ for-sale ] Message 1511 (17 left): Sat Dec 23  12:15am
From: Q (queue@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^


oh.  yeah.  there's certainly that.

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[ for-sale ] Message 1512 (16 left): Sat Dec 23  3:00am
From: matthew (matthew@ucscb)
Subject: MegaBass

I think the _old_ MegaBass works with Ton-Loc, but the _new_ MegaBass
doesn't work so well with Ton-Loc.
At least that's what I remember
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[ for-sale ] Message 1513 (15 left): Sat Dec 23  9:59am
From: Alan Waterman (sorka@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^'

Again, what has Ton-Loc have to do with this?
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[ for-sale ] Message 1514 (14 left): Sat Dec 23  10:00am
From: Alan Waterman (sorka@ucscb)
Subject: and I'm still waiting

for somone to tell me what non-Sony walkman has MegaBass(tm).
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[ for-sale ] Message 1515 (13 left): Sat Dec 23  10:13am
From: Q (queue@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^


whaddaya mean, what has ton loc have to do with this [sic]?
you brought it up.

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[ for-sale ] Message 1516 (12 left): Sat Dec 23  10:50am
From: Alan Waterman (sorka@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^


Huh? WHen did I ever say that Ton-Loc didn't sound good with MegaBass?
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[ for-sale ] Message 1517 (11 left): Sat Dec 23  2:50pm
From: Bill! (easterb@ucscb)
Subject: spelling nazi


      _
Tone Loc

I'm pretty sure... correct me if you know differently.
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[ for-sale ] Message 1518 (10 left): Sat Dec 23  3:59pm
From: Alan Waterman (sorka@ucscb)
Subject: Yup

that's right.
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[ for-sale ] Message 1519 (9 left): Sun Dec 24  12:27pm
From:                 for hire (cmraman@ucscb)
Subject: big deal


he still sucks, no matter how you spell it!
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[ for-sale ] Message 1520 (8 left): Sun Dec 24  12:54pm
From: Alan Waterman (sorka@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^

He has a few interesting raps, but I agree with you for the most
part. That's why I don't own anything by him, even though I am
barrowing a Tone Loc disc for checking out cd players. The bass provides
a good test of the low end.
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[ for-sale ] Message 1521 (7 left): Sun Dec 24  3:05pm
From: Q (queue@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^


see??  you DID know all along what tone loc has to
do with it.

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[ for-sale ] Message 1522 (6 left): Sun Dec 24  3:35pm
From: Alan Waterman (sorka@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^

Then tell me: what did I say I used the ton loc disk for before?
MegaBass, or the bass boost on the new Sony D-555? Note: the D-555
does not have MegaBass.
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[ for-sale ] Message 1523 (5 left): Sun Dec 24  3:38pm
From: Bill! (easterb@ucscb)
Subject: Hmmm


So Sony amps don't have MegaBass?

Now I'm _all_ confused.

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[ for-sale ] Message 1524 (4 left): Sun Dec 24  4:06pm
From: Alan Waterman (sorka@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^

Why would Sony amps have MegaBass? 
And I'm still waiting for someone to tell me what non-Sony portable
has megabass.
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[ for-sale ] Message 1525 (3 left): Sun Dec 24  4:25pm
From: matthew (matthew@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^

wow, repetition sure does the trick...
I'm pretty sure that _I'm_ waiting for someone to tell alan what
non-Sony portable has megabass.
I also thought that the problem with MegaBass and Ton-Loc was that
the "new" MegaBass (which I guess isn't even really MegaBass) in
the D-555 wasn't compatible with it... but then what do I know,...
I own a CD player that's "Bigger Than My Head"

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[ for-sale ] Message 1526 (2 left): Sun Dec 24  5:26pm
From: Alpha (hawking@ucscb)
Subject: Some *real* stuff for sale (gasp!)



			MOVING SALE!!

Various and miscellaneous stuff from the depths of the garage for sale:

1)  Snow chains for a Mustang II.  Purchased for a trip to Tahoe,
    never used.  Will fit B78-13, B78-14, C78-13, C78-14 or
    equivelant metric sizes.  (Also P16580R15).  $30 new - will 
    sell for $15

2)  16" Window fan - two speeds. Unused since moving to California.
    Perfect condition.  $15

3)  A pair of Pioneeer co-axial car spearkers.  10 oz. magnets,
    approx. 6" in diameter.  Very nice sound, fully functional.
    $20.

4)  Sears 16-speed blender.  Pulse option.  Has store/blend 
    containters with lids.  My housemates left it too near to the 
    stove, so the outside is melted, but still functional.  The 
    blades were left soaking for 5 days by the same housemate, so 
    they'll need to be replaced.  $10 takes everything.

5)  Ugly cassette tape recorder, melted from lamp, functionality
    unknown.  Free to good (or bad) home.

6)  Sanyo answering machine.  This is a genuine antique: the second
    model Sayno ever sold in the country!  Completely functional,
    but needs new answering tape (~= $5).  Comes complete with doc.
    First $10 takes it.  

7)  Vintage microwave.  Interior roughly 12" X 12" X 16", exterior
    roughly  2' X 2' X 2.5'.  (I'm guessing on the dimensions.) 
    Three power levels, completely functional.  $45 or offer

8)  Smith-Corona luggable electric typewriter.  Perfect condition,
    fanatically maintained, unused since I discovered word processors.
    Touch adjustment, multiple carbon copy adjustment.  Types in 2 
    colors! $35 or offer.

All prices negotioable.

Contact hawking@b or call 458-2740 & leave a message.

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[ for-sale ] Message 1527 (1 left): Sun Dec 24  11:15pm
From: Aaron (aaron@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^


Does the Smith-Corona have MegaBass?

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[ for-sale ] Message 1528 (0 left): Wed Dec 27  3:39am
From: matthew (matthew@ucscb)
Subject: megabass

oh! I get it, he didn't mean "Tone-Loc" he meant a feature called
"Tone Lock" which works with MegaBass somehow... it might make it
sound "bigger than your head" or maybe it's just not compatible with
the "new" megabass, which is in the D-555... which _is_ a sony...
gosh... I dunno.
[ for-sale ] Message 1547 (39 left): Thu Dec 28  4:50pm
From: matthew (matthew@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^

what's a "bogus message" anyway? ... one that's bigger than your head?
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[ for-sale ] Message 1548 (38 left): Thu Dec 28  4:52pm
From: the drink umbrella guy (lechner@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^

                                                     _
no, i think that bogus messages are ones about Tone-Loc
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[ for-sale ] Message 1549 (37 left): Thu Dec 28  4:58pm
From: acidbaby (sors@ucscb)
Subject: once again

General Chemistry book for sale: excellent condition.
this is the textbook for 3A, 3B, and possibly other classes. I looked at
the bookstore today and they are selling this book for $45, and their copies
are generally in worse condition than mine( I don't use highlight).
Asking $35... write me here or call 458-1803. Ask for Aaron.

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[ for-sale ] Message 1550 (36 left): Thu Dec 28  5:56pm
From: Aaron (aaron@ucscb)
Subject: Oh no!


Another Aaron!

:-)

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[ for-sale ] Message 1551 (35 left): Thu Dec 28  8:16pm
From: Alpha (hawking@ucscb)
Subject: Electronic Garage Sale (repost)



			MOVING SALE!!

Various and miscellaneous stuff from the depths of the garage for sale:

1)  Snow chains for a Mustang II.  Purchased for a trip to Tahoe,
    never used.  Will fit B78-13, B78-14, C78-13, C78-14 or
    equivelant metric sizes.  (Also P16580R15).  $30 new - will 
    sell for $15

2)  16" Window fan - two speeds. Unused since moving to California.
    Perfect condition.  $15

3)  A pair of Pioneeer co-axial car speakers.  10 oz. magnets,
    approx. 6" in diameter.  Very nice sound, fully functional.
    $20.

4)  Sears 16-speed blender.  Pulse option.  Has store/blend 
    containters with lids.  My housemates left it too near to the 
    stove, so the outside is melted, but still functional.  The 
    blades were left soaking for 5 days by the same housemate, so 
    they'll need to be replaced.  $10 takes everything.

5)  SOLD!
    
6)  SOLD!

7)  Vintage microwave.  Interior roughly 12" X 12" X 16", exterior
    roughly  2' X 2' X 2.5'.  (I'm guessing on the dimensions.) 
    Three power levels, completely functional.  $45 or offer

8)  Smith-Corona luggable electric typewriter.  Perfect condition,
    fanatically maintained, unused since I discovered word processors.
    Touch adjustment, multiple carbon copy adjustment.  Types in 2 
    colors! $25 or offer.


Send mail to hawking@b, or call 458-2740 & leave a message.

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[ for-sale ] Message 1552 (34 left): Thu Dec 28  8:24pm
From: Dream Girl (cthulhu@ucscb)
Subject: Apple ][e for sale

  
  Two drives, monitor, 128k RAM, 80 Meg CD ROM w/ MegaBus(tm).
Asking $28,995.  
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[ for-sale ] Message 1553 (33 left): Thu Dec 28  8:35pm
From: Alan Waterman (sorka@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^

Is that anything like MegaBass(tm)?
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[ for-sale ] Message 1554 (32 left): Thu Dec 28  8:46pm
From: Aaron (aaron@ucscb)
Subject: for sale


One medium size turkey; ideal for roasting, and comes with MegaBaste(tm).

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[ for-sale ] Message 1555 (31 left): Thu Dec 28  8:48pm
From: the drink umbrella guy (lechner@ucscb)
Subject: for sale

a new product for grade schools:  MegaPaste(tm)
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[ for-sale ] Message 1556 (30 left): Thu Dec 28  8:49pm
From: Aaron (aaron@ucscb)
Subject: for sale


New tool for teaching Pascal at the University level:  MegaBlaise(tm).

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[ for-sale ] Message 1557 (29 left): Thu Dec 28  8:51pm
From: Alan Waterman (sorka@ucscb)
Subject: Re(1554): for sale

But is it bigger than my head? I wear an XL helmet you know.
Actually, I only wear a large helmet.
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[ for-sale ] Message 1558 (28 left): Thu Dec 28  9:00pm
From: Aaron (aaron@ucscb)
Subject: hmmm


C programming getting you down?  Buy my new debugger, with MegaTrace(tm).

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[ for-sale ] Message 1559 (27 left): Thu Dec 28  9:12pm
From: Aaron (aaron@ucscb)
Subject: training program


Tired of feeling like a philistine at art shows?  In just three short
weeks, you'll never be embarrassed again -- you'll have MegaTaste(tm).

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[ for-sale ] Message 1560 (26 left): Thu Dec 28  9:28pm
From: the drink umbrella guy (lechner@ucscb)
Subject: tired of cramped living quarters?

rent one of our new apartments, with MegaSpace(tm)
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[ for-sale ] Message 1561 (25 left): Thu Dec 28  10:09pm
From: Aaron (aaron@ucscb)
Subject: feeling tired, limp and droopy?


Get new vigor and vitality when you're propped up with MegaBrace(tm).

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[ for-sale ] Message 1562 (24 left): Thu Dec 28  10:15pm
From: Dream Girl (cthulhu@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^

  
  Thought that would be MegaBust(tm).
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[ for-sale ] Message 1563 (23 left): Thu Dec 28  10:26pm
From: Aaron (aaron@ucscb)
Subject: well


I do offer body-improvement programs as well.  After just three weeks
of my paunch-reducing exercises, you'll have a MegaWaist(tm).

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[ for-sale ] Message 1564 (22 left): Thu Dec 28  10:27pm
From: the drink umbrella guy (lechner@ucscb)
Subject: and for those people who want to look sexy,

MegaLace(tm)
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[ for-sale ] Message 1565 (21 left): Thu Dec 28  10:27pm
From: the drink umbrella guy (lechner@ucscb)
Subject: and for beating each other up,

we've always got MegaMace(tm)
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[ for-sale ] Message 1566 (20 left): Thu Dec 28  10:27pm
From: the drink umbrella guy (lechner@ucscb)
Subject: and when you want eternal salvation,

MegaGrace(tm)
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[ for-sale ] Message 1567 (19 left): Thu Dec 28  10:30pm
From: the drink umbrella guy (lechner@ucscb)
Subject: and when you've shot down thousands of airplanes

in the middle of a way, you're classified a MegaAce(tm)
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[ for-sale ] Message 1568 (18 left): Thu Dec 28  10:34pm
From: matthew (matthew@ucscb)
Subject: more...

for lots of flowers,... buy a MegaVase(tm)
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[ for-sale ] Message 1569 (17 left): Thu Dec 28  10:34pm
From: matthew (matthew@ucscb)
Subject: or...

make a film,... and include a MegaChase(tm)
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[ for-sale ] Message 1570 (16 left): Thu Dec 28  10:36pm
From: Aaron (aaron@ucscb)
Subject: hide those unsightly blemishes


with new MegaFace(tm)!

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[ for-sale ] Message 1571 (15 left): Thu Dec 28  10:38pm
From: Aaron (aaron@ucscb)
Subject: run faster!


With Nike shoes, you'll set a MegaPace(tm)!

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[ for-sale ] Message 1572 (14 left): Thu Dec 28  10:38pm
From: Aaron (aaron@ucscb)
Subject: buy your tickets now...


this is your only chance to see the MegaRace(tm).

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[ for-sale ] Message 1573 (13 left): Thu Dec 28  10:39pm
From: Aaron (aaron@ucscb)
Subject: elocute better


when standing on a MegaDais!

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[ for-sale ] Message 1574 (12 left): Thu Dec 28  10:41pm
From: Aaron (aaron@ucscb)
Subject: feeling thirsty?


Stop by the packy and pick up a MegaCase(tm)!

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[ for-sale ] Message 1575 (11 left): Thu Dec 28  10:43pm
From: Aaron (aaron@ucscb)
Subject: my recent messages


...they're a MegaDisgrace(tm)!

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[ for-sale ] Message 1576 (10 left): Thu Dec 28  10:49pm
From: the drink umbrella guy (lechner@ucscb)
Subject: if we keep this up,

we'll probably all turn into MegaWastes(tm)
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[ for-sale ] Message 1577 (9 left): Thu Dec 28  11:25pm
From: anon (mosfet@ucscb)
Subject: waste 'o time


     Some people just came out with somwthing better.  Maxibass(pat.pend.)!
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[ for-sale ] Message 1578 (8 left): Fri Dec 29  10:27am
From: Alan Waterman (sorka@ucscb)
Subject: And those of you who have low IQ's can get

MegaBrain(tm). hint hint.
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[ for-sale ] Message 1579 (7 left): Fri Dec 29  1:24pm
From: Aaron (aaron@ucscb)
Subject: on a similar note


Ours _rhyme_, or at least come close, Alan.  Look it up if you don't
understand what I mean.

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[ for-sale ] Message 1580 (6 left): Fri Dec 29  1:54pm
From: Alan Waterman (sorka@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^

I couldn't think of any word that ended with an s sound that
applied.
Maybe I need MegaBrain(tm).
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[ for-sale ] Message 1581 (5 left): Fri Dec 29  5:26pm
From: the drink umbrella guy (lechner@ucscb)
Subject: and maybe even something from the post office...

MegaSASE(tm)
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[ for-sale ] Message 1582 (4 left): Sat Dec 30  8:03am
From: I'm (johnroc@ucscb)
Subject: Dead tickets


I have 3 tickets for tonight's Dead show.  Read music node for info.

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[ for-sale ] Message 1583 (3 left): Sat Dec 30  5:59pm
From: The Galactic Funkster (funkstr@ucscb)
Subject: Eric, that last one didn't rhyme.


EVERYONE knows that SASE is pronounced "say-see".

By the way, why does Alan want stereo equipment that comes with a large fish?

funkster
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[ for-sale ] Message 1584 (2 left): Sat Dec 30  11:24pm
From: the drink umbrella guy (lechner@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^

_I_ don't pronounce it "say-see", i pronounce it "self addressed
stamped envelope"

and it's still closer than other MegaRyhmes(tm) too. :)
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[ for-sale ] Message 1585 (1 left): Sun Dec 31  2:24pm
From: Alan Waterman (sorka@ucscb)
Subject: Kenwood

is sold. First looker == buyer.
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[ for-sale ] Message 1586 (0 left): Sun Dec 31  4:17pm
From: matthew (matthew@ucscb)
Subject: ^^^

oh well,... too bad about the big fish, though.

